Last meal: Most likely that sausage roll or some other cylindrical meat.

Answers to: Linsane, Limpulse, Linformer, Lindles, Linden Hewitt, Lindgame (G.O.D), Linfield, El Señor, Dirty Sanchez, Buddha Boy, and "Hey, you sexual tyrannosaurus"

Non-musical band role: Scale-Tipping Talent Selector (makes sure the female quotient at gigs is... er... large enough)

Favourite Thumbs song: Shura, Lead Therapy

Favourite venue: The filthy, grimy Tote, Collingwood (R.I.P.)

Genre of choice: metal, grunge and weird shit.

Previous bands: Doctor Smunk, Leechseed, Pig Amongst Fairies, Exanimate.

Special move: Flaming Windmill Heel Rebuttal – Best described in Linden's own words as, "That awesome spinning kick where you turn to your left and as you spin around to face opponent, you lift your left knee up feigning the kick, but instead swing the right leg around up from the ground and cave your opponent’s face in… ’cept when he does it, his leg is engulfed in flames." (Difficulty 8.7)

Musical shame: The entire Soilwork catalogue, and "The Bird and the Worm" by The Used.

Catchphrase: “I can’t remember her name, dude!”

If he wasn't in House of Thumbs, he'd be: in Thailand "working the curbs".

Voted most likely: to have organised a lift home and left before practice even begins.

Hailing from the badlands of Cranbourne, Victoria, Señor Audino sees himself as some kind of roaming Don Quixote, though others argue the giant Golden Buddha of Chinese mythology is a more appropriate literary character given his rich, moccha tan. Has lied about being unable to drive a car since turning 18 to convince various girls (and Jake) to act as his personal chauffeur. Resultantly, has spent entire years staring out the window while waiting for his ride to arrive. Legend says he spent this time honing his special blend of vocal violence but he really just watched a hell-uv-a-lot of Simpsons. Will recite lines for booze.

Linformer's refusal to get a license is a cunning ploy that allows him to wile away the lonely highway hours by chugging cans of Jack and Coke. Further exacerbating band relations on the road, Lindles eats only at Baker's Delight where he has an exclusive endorsement after successfully pitching Bacon and Cheese rolls to the bakery.

Spends a disproportionately large amount of time at a lair that he calls "Grandma's house", which is really an abandoned weatherboard home. Has a tattoo that reads "At Grandmas, no one can hear you scream".